Rules for Radical Mental Health

If you have an itch, scratch it.  If you have a doubt of something, investigate it.

Knowing there is something you need to now learn, has half the battle won.

Well prepared people make their own "luck".

People who only talk about themselves - aren't going anywhere in this world.

If the other person cheats like hell, but you still win the match, be assured that the loser of this game will complain the loudest of all the "bad losers" out there.

If it’s too hot to touch, it’s too hot to either leave, or ignore

People who say “Experience is not important” don’t want to be trusted.

He who writes in blood, miracululasly increases the literacy rate of jackasses.

Power flows out of the barrel of a policeman’s gun.  But like Thor’s hammer - - once it’s released- - - he who threw it don’t care how about the power of your little phallic symbol.

If you feel you are somehow being “screwed over” you probably are being.  You just haven’t figured out how to prove it yet.

If a person with a proclivity tword lying dislikes your Isogetic Standards - - tell him that you’re doing him a favor, and have already affording him too much grace that he has abused.

John Boehner and the tea party may not commit technical grammatical lies- - but they are lying to the Universe- - and your sixth grade teacher won’t be there to defend you on Judgement Day.  Ambiguity and verbal slight of hand - - is just lying by another Method.  (Selah)

Just as the Ninth amendment asserts “un-numerated rights” there are un-numerate rules of human decency.  Don’t betray a confidence, don’t twist a person’s words around in knots when you relate them to others.  Don’t play football with an extra decoy ball simply because it might not be in the rule book.  Don’t get out of the pool while playing Marco Polo.  Don’t spit on my cup cakes and say that it’s frosting.  Don’t use a forked tongue or ambiguities in your words while making a sales deal, and expect the other party won’t get offended when they find out.

If you give a person a Monday deadline to make a decision that doesn’t mean to wake him out of bed at 12:01 and inform him the adverse decision has already been made.

Don’t but in – in disputes between others that are none of your business.

If you bring a friend into your love affair - - that's the end of your Lover - - that's the end of your Friend.  That's when the heartaches begin - Elvis Presley.

Some people call people who kick you when you’re down as cowardly.  I just call them family members- - and other kindred spirits, such as Mitt Romney.

We all live in the Eternal Now.  A person who had on his restaurant window “Free Pizzas tomorrow’ will never have to make good on it.  The same goes for “Free Salvation Tomorrow”.

If the only thing you done was yesterday- - the first question I’d ask myself were I such a person would be “Just at what point did I cease to be Alive?”

John Boehner wants to solve the immigration problem by creating a permanent class of second class citizens and get around the fourteenth amendment, which I’d like to invalidate.

People with one good Reason for fomenting an all out Revolution are clear thinkers.  Those with a hundred good reasons for Revolution - - at this point are just kidding themselves.

Figs are not gathered from thistles.  Neither are Sheldon Adelson and Koch Brothers tea party recruits gathered from Hippies of 1970.  For Chuck Smith to say otherwise- - is in essence lying to God.  And God does not take kindly to people lying to him and lets them know it.

If you lend someone a parachute- don’t ask for it back while he’s in the middle of a jump.

This financial commercial on the radio says that borrowers have it made, while savers get the shaft.  So what keeps people from self administering “the shaft” when they have other options?   It’s a logical deducable fact that rich hoarders aren’t playing by the rules.

If “thinking outside the box” consists of things like cheating consumers with tricky packaging and selling cigarettes to my children, - - then we need to get rid of this axiom.

What’s the difference between an Ape and a Calvary Chapel Born Again Christian.  That’s simple.  Apes don’t know how to speak English.

Jewish converts to Christianity are a Denarius a dozen.  (inflation and all)  But I got the current Pope to “agree to any means I might use” to secure enough metal to erect a bronze statue in his honor.  So of course now I go around looking for Roman Denarii to melt down.

It was Ayan Rand who made the statement, “When I die it isn’t me but the World that dies”.  If you declare the Jewish Law as dead and call it piety - - then don’t be offended when God sticks up a rod up your ass and declares to the on-looking crowd, “Look folks, he’ moving”

Behold it is said of old, “If you cannot be responsible handeling the goods of others, who shall give you what is Your Own?”  The answer is simple.  An honest person.  And if the cops refuse to arrest the guy I’ll goo out and contract with a member of the Mafia who will.

Mitt Romney slammed down his Bible in disgust when he read the verse about “Behold the sinners and tax collectors are going to paradise ahead of you”.   “Taxes are cur cutting, my friend!”  Some people are of a different point of view.  They say that 100% is too high and zero % is too low.  When Mitt Romney heard this he declared "At that rate (of zero) all the rich corporations would languish!

He who lies, sins against his own Soul.  But that doesn't bother some people - - because if they didn't create it- and don't care where it came from or how it got here - then I guess it must be destroyed so it doesn't compete with my vision of a monolithic America.

Pick the one Andromadan out the following list - - James Taylor, Arlo Gutherie, John Denver, Gordon Lightfoot, Harry Chapin, or Paul Simon.  What if your eternal salvation depended on how you answered this question?   And now The Band will play me off stage as I exit.