Saturday, February 25, 2012

"Not Thy Will, but Mine" (God said laughing)

"As his Mother began to turn away he called her close to his side and then dropped the metals down onto her hand"


They have discovered a new Medal between Paladium and Platinum called Katadium.  Normally it's bright and shiny but under pressure develops wrinkles.  It's definitely a heavy weight and knows how to hold a grudge and get even.


Loretta is back in town -
Loretta is back in town -
Loretta is back in town -

Fellow Beatle beastie:  "Uh, copyright, Johnny"
Johnny Rhythm:  Oh shit, I thought that web site had been jail broken back in 1976"

So what's this four-way personality thing on Sgt Pepper?  I never heard that one before?  The Candidate for the "third John Lennon" out of four is NOT among the names listed so if the name you are looking for as your "guess" is NOT here, then you just may have chosen the correct one.  Sometimes you THINK you have choices then God starts to rule out your other choices.  Like with the 4000 holes of Lankishire or black pocadots in a cavernous white room, God is pointing "right there- - the one dot I've colored aqua.  That's your destiny so you might as well head there first".  OK and now the candidate Names for the "Third John" who first did a Beatle vocal in July of 1963 with "Money" and next in September opf 1963 with "All I Gotta Do" and then next in February of 1964 with "You Can't Do That" and his appearences became increasingly frequent till February of 1965 when he had almost completely taken over John's role and body.  Of course the Church Father never cannonized Fourth John on account of being a female.  Second John made a Represe in the year of the Rooster, and paid occasional visits thereafter till First John got tired of all the Mine Games and decided to bring in some people from Exxon to bulldoze the Martian landscape.

Dick Chaney:  OK Governor, here are the candidates.   G W B:  "Your name isn't on here is it Dick?"  "Oh no, sir, I wouldn't presume - - - to"

Mike Bloomfield, Roger Daltry,Robbie Robertson, Robert Johnston,  Phil Specter ( - - yukk!),  Greg Lake,  Ian Anderson, Frank Zappa, Peter Ham, Stewart Sutcliffe, F H, Brian Jones,  Alan Klein, Klaus Voorman,  Jimmy Nichol,  Jeff Emerick,  Zach Starkey,  Brian Matthews,  Matthew Fisher, Robin Trower, Tony Ioni,  Al Cooper,  Dallas Taylor,  Denny Seawell,  Felix Papalardi, Gail Collins, Rick Gretch,  Peter Brown,  Noel Redding, Malcolm X,  Denny Lane,  Arnold Layne, Andrew,  Mannie Moe & Jack, Tommy,  Tommy Moore,  Sir Guy Wilson Dutton, Allan Wilson, Dennis Wilson, Tom Wilson, Wilson Picket, George Wilson,  Wilson's Certified Franks,  Woodrow Wilson, Ernest Hemingway,  Ivan Vaughn, Len Gerry, Collin Hanton, Eric Grifiths, Pete Shotton, Stewart Sutcliffe, Pete Best, Neil Asphenal,  Tony Sheridon, Horst Fascher,  Ian Sttewart, Nicky Hopkins,  Billy Preston, Billy Shears, or Mal Evans.


This is blog number 95 of Cosmic Tides according to the counter.  In the year 1995 was that ledondary extra terrestrial avatar transfer to a Sirius A recording studio with Stu, John Lennon, and John Bohnnum.  Gloria Alred then had a regular radio program on KABC 790,  The OJ Trial commenced in late January as Judge Ito gave the Juror instructions in advance.  We all suffered through a week of Rose Lopez.  In early April was the dreadful and disasterous last phone call with you-know-who man of the cloth,  That Easter I attended the "least friendly church congragation of all time" in Fullerton in the Driving Rain with a cold,  There was a baseball strike.  I was buying more CD's this year than last.  On July 4th in the Jacuzzi with that Oriental lady downstairs Marie from apt 12 was talking to her with me right there saying "It's hard to find a good man".  So what am I, chopped liver.  I liked Marie because of her personality, looks, and also her two daughters, Brittany and Chelsea, which would look at least plausable as my kids, and they had cooler personalities than either Gail's red headed squirley little boy, or the chatty Zach.  In early Summer Jerry Garcia died, and the Dead Head Hour seemed to go off the air shortly after this.  Me and my parents went on a reuiion to my old Church, while the Asshole from El Paso was off on bacation.  We have Mark Fermin and the word "nigger".  We have the shocking OJ verdict.  A month or so later I made arrangements with Henry to buy his used computer for $300.00.  He shipped it from up north and all went well.  That Epson lasted a total of at least twelve years.  That thanksgiving dinner did not go well in my oppinion as I sensed being frozen out of the conversations.  (ditto for 1998)  That Christmas I did NOT go to Bobby Hayden's fir the first time in the past five previous (since 1991)  I attended Christmas Eve service at the Crystal Cathedral and our family had a meal at the Claim Jumper.  This rewind trip is being brought to you by KNX 1070 news.  All the News All the Time.


Sir James Paul of the house of Eastman:  "I thought you were done with that posting, John"


John:  Yeah I was but I ran into a few typos spread around and had to check it out


Paul:  I never bother with those typo maps myself.  It's all that 3 D stuff just gives me a headache and the 3 D glasses hurt my nose.

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