I know a story - and some of it's true
It's about a man - it could even be you
He knelt at the altar - confessed all his sin
He's saved and that's all that matters to him

The internet holds lots of secrets. Did you know there were a bunch of "bonus tracks" on the Secret Treadies album by Blue Oyster Cult? What I'd like to talk about right now is "seeing the big picture" in terms of the destiny of the world, and is there a way we can possibly arrive at a better world through pray or meditation. In the latter part of 1977 there was a program on channel 18 with the Maharishi talking about transendental meditation. He said that if the whole world meditated peace could come to the world. He had statistics that said that various countries who meditated had greater prodictivity and prosperity and the whole realm of these people was more rational and systematic and smoothely running. You know we talked about "feedback loups" a blog or two back. Sometimes a problem can just get worse and worse because it "feeds back" on itself, multiplying its severety. But that same thing can happen in a positive way with TM. It's like that exercise where they show you those shaded squares and if you hold them back six feet they form the face of Abraham Lincoln or something. I'm usually pretty good at seeing what the squares form before holding it away from me six feet. What do they call people with a tallent at this sort of thing? They call them winners on Wheel of Fortune. I wish every time I called out a letter God would give me another clue. That's what we're about with these blogs- - giving clues. A lot of us don't like the things George Bush is doing right now. Try medetating. Cosmic allignment of the space around you works wonders. It's as if God gave each of us a big cardboard square plaquard to hold up and if enough of us hold up our plaquards people on the other side of the stadium will be able to read our message. You know how magnitisum works, don't you. That comes about from all the electrons in an element spinning around in the same direction. We become more magnetic if all our "particles" spin around in the same direction.

You know - back in late 1977 I was having some initial problems with Christianity. I was searching the air waves for answers. I found Gene Scott on UHF and that was a big mistake. He's in the afterlife now talking about those "Hot fudge sundaes in hell". And then there was the Transendental meditation station. Then there was Chuck Smith. Chuck had a program on with a theme song that goes, "I feel as though we're at the end of time". Chuck taught in early September that the rapture or "End of the world" was coming September 24th. 1977. The End was here. Well- not quite. I prayed he'd be wrong and guess who's prayer was answered. I was going to give you people a glimpse in to my life with an exerpt from the file "Venture", that was done in July of 2004. (I did a lit of revealing files in July 2004) Among the events that bothered me in the six month period from Sept. 1977 to March of 1978 was one prominent church member and the head of a family with two young children, died of a heart attack widdowing his wife. She then married a Jew because she was desperate for a husband and father for her kids, and now she regrets she didn't mary a Christian. Someone else had their second child born without a right hand, a little girl. Our church pastor flaked out and left us all in the lerch during this period. It was a wall when that WALL began going up brick by brick. Were you to do an MTV video of the period you'd have the wall going up tier by tier.

Sometimes I think I've going to run out of things to say. John Lennon had this fear that the well would run dry and he wouldn't be able to think of any more songs to write. John then came to the point where he told Paul in the fall of 1969, "I want a divorce, just like the one I got from Synthia". Of course - - I've on occasion identified with John Lennon here. I've felt like I "wanted a divorce". On July 17th. 1988 I moved out to my own apartment. But there are times when you don't really want to make a clean break from your old world. They still called up occasionally to "keep in touch". John Lennon wanted to keep the Beatle break-up secret from the world for a while to "keep his options open". Sometimes when you put off making a final decision events come along to kind of "make it for you". On April 10th. 1970 this is what happened to John, George, and Ringo when Paul dropped the bombshell heard round the world, that the Beatles were breaking up and would never play together again. In my own life in the spring and summer of 2000 I went to a therapest named Eileen at a mental health clinic. I later suspected her of betraying a confidence. I saw her in sixteen different sessions in the spring and summer of 2000 and the one period in my life I never talked about was from about 1981 to 1988. So you understand why I'm not talking about it here. CS Lewis wrote a book, "The Great Divorce" and what stands out in it is that in Hell things have no substance and the rain falls right through the roof. As you leave hell things suddenly take on more real substance and become more real. Capish?
------------Living is easy with eyes closed
---------------Misunderstanding all you see
Actually I think we're done here for right now. But there's a few things for this blog post that I have already prepaired and I'll let you see those now.

AND NOW K-K-KFI PRESENTE - - The Doctor Laura show, and now here without any further delay from me is your host, Dr. Laura

Laura: I’d like to welcome you all to the show today. I see our phone bank is lit up like a pagan Babylonian “Tammuz” tree so we’ll get right to the calls. But I’d like to invite you all to get my latest book, “Misery Loves Company” and of particular note is the excellent forward to the Book written by Annie Wilkes. This is Dr. Laura you’re on.

Caller: Yeah. I’ve been divorced from my husband for two years now and I have two kids, eight and ten, and I’d like to know if it’s OK for me to start dating again.

Dr. Laura: Dating again? Are you crazy? You owe those kids your undivided attention until they are both eighteen and out of the house. How could you think of such a thing? What are you, a whore or something? You wouldn’t want your kids to be raised in a brothel, would you?

Caller: “No”

Dr. Laura: “Well you might as well. You might as well take then down to that whore house on seventh avenue and drop them off. And then after that you can leech off the government and demand money for an “Educational program you want to put your kids in. What do you think of that???”

Caller: (nobody there)

Dr. Laura: We seem to have lost our caller. Let’s Move on. This is Dr. Laura. You’re on the air”.

Caller: Yeah, I’m going to have my first child next week.

Laura: Congratulations.

Caller: And me and my husband are having a dispute as to how to have the baby. My husband wants me to have all natural child birth and he promices to be by my side every step of the way to share the moment, but my doctor has suggested I get an epidural anenthetic and to tell you the truth I like that idea much better. What do you think.

Laura: Well, I see no reason why you can’t compromise on this issue. Tell your husband you’re going to go ahead and get the epidural, but in compensation - - have the doctors put burning pieces of bamboo under your fingernails to offset the absence of pain.’

Laura: This is Dr. Laura, you’re on the air.

Caller: Yeah, I’m a young adult now but when I was younger my mom made me convert to Orthodox Judaisum and the thing is at my Bar Mitzvah - - -well, I’m still traumatized by that thing they had to do to my pee-pee, and now I’m seeing a therapist.

Laura: Son, is that you? What’s the matter with those call screens. I’m going to have to fire them. I told them no relatives are allowed to call this show.

Laura: This is Dr. Laura, you’re on the air.

Caller: Uh, am I really on the air? Well- - - neeto!

Laura: Would you please state your name for us?

Caller: Uh- - - uh- - Buddy. My name is Buddy.

Laura: Buddy- - that’s of German extraction isn’t it. I love the German people with all that self-restrained discipline. I’m German myself.

Caller: How do you come to that conclusion?

Laura: Your last name’s “Weiser”, isn’t it? But – Weiser?

Caller: I’d like to tell you my problem.

Laura: That’s what we’re here for. The only problem not solved is the one not talked about.

Caller: Well, before I was married, me and my wife had sex.

Laura: That’s a bit of an oxy-moron. You said “Before I was married, me and my wife had sex. She wasn’t you wife then so you were sinning.

Caller You’re talking minutia here- - -

Laura: Adultry is sex with someone not your wife. If you have sex with a woman who’s single she might eventually be “someone else’s wife”

Caller (groan) - - - But then we broke up and when I next saw her she asked me for some money to get an abortion and I got mad and said the child probably wasn’t mine so she got the money elsewhere to have it. And I guess I’m kind of wondering whether I did the right thing.

Laura: You said you were married. Do you have any children now?

Caller: None that I know about.

(dead silence)

Caller: Lighten up. That was supposed to be a joke.

Laura: In other words you’re saying you left town to make some financial deal but when the deal didn’t come off you wouldn’t pay for your wive’s abortion, otherwise you would have. Is that what I hear you saying?

Caller: How did you know about that? (pause) What I mean to say is absolutely not. I’m a devout Christian and I have high religious scruples.

Laura: Well what I think you need is more scruples and less screwing. Good-bye.

Caller Wait a minute. My relation between me and God is my business.

Laura God is already punishing you. When are you going to learn your lesson?

Caller God isn’t punishing me. I have a good life, no thanks to you.

Laura You just said your wife had philopian tube scarring from the abortion and can’t have children now. God visits the sins of the fathers unto the third and fourth generation

Caller There’s nothing wrong with my wife, uterus or philopian tubes. I think you’ve got me confused with some soap opera that’s on the air.

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Laura: This is Dr. Laura, you’re on the air.

Caller: I think you’re mean to a lot of your callers

Laura: Do you actually have a problem or did you just call to complain?

Caller I just think you could choose your words a little more carefully

Laura: I get my words straight from Jesus Christ, for whom I live

Caller Yeah- - I’ve seen that show on your station. I could imagine he’s the sort of guy you’d emulate- - - you’re both so- - [click]

Laura: This is Dr. Laura, you’re on the air.

Caller Dear, have you considered meditation for your stress? Our meditation club meets every Tuesday morning at ten o clock and we- - [click]

Laura: I told my screener not to let any women over fifty-five on the air. That’s the sort of called you get. This is Dr. Laura, you’re on the air.

Caller Yeah- - - I think I’m sexually attracted to my half sister. But I’m not sure

Laura You’re not sure your attracted?

Caller: I’m not sure she’s my sister. You see there’s this Apartment complex I moved into and there’s this woman Kathy with her little son Nicholas, and everyone says Nicholas looks like me.

Laura: Certainly that comes as no surprise to you does it?

Caller: Actually, it does. You see I don’t have any children so the experience is new to me but I find myself wanting to be someone who Nicholas looks up to, and

Laura You’re just trying to get around the facts. You know there’s a report out there that says you’re the father of Nicholas and I’ve got a copy of it in my hands right now, it’s from Crane Genetics Labs and it’s personally signed by Allester, himself. And you’d rather admit to having sex with your sister than to admit you’re the father of that little boy. And I think that’s- -

Caller: Wait a minute! You’d have to believe in immaculate conception to- -

Laura: Go tell it to the judge. I’ve heard enough. We’ll be back right after this important break from our sponsors.
Like I say- - sometimes you fear you're going to run out of material. The saying is true from the Bob Dylan song as follows:
All these people that you mention
Yet I know them- they're quite lame
I had to re-arrange their faces
And give them all another name

I guess for me it’s a good day anytime the laundry comes back and everything is there. It’s a good day if I get a letter in the mail and it’s only an advertisement for financing and not a collection agency for that forty dollars they say I owe. It’s a good day if I go out to eat and there isn’t a mouse head in my soup. From now on I’m going to be a more generous tipper for they say, “What goes around comes around”. Frank Sinatra in those commercials used to tell the Hotel, “Just make sure I have clean towels”.

Randy Rhodes has a substitute today. Now there’s a new thing to worry about. The mafia may have more of a hammer-lock on American govt. than I think. There was a mafia sponsored assassination of John Kennedy around November first that was foiled in Chicago. Subsequently there was an assassination attempt in Tampa Bay that was foiled. According to legond there was an agent named Lincoln who told Kennedy not to go to Dallas. There was a guy named Powell who was behind JFK and looking ahead in the motorcade and he saw a puff of white smoke from the grassy knoll and that’s what caused the car to slow up briefly before it sped up. There are always these “conspiracy” stories about people who developed a carborator that could get 150 mi. to the gallon and the oil companies bought them out. You’d think if these stories were true some day these people wouldn’t be taking stupid pills that day. We were told about Conquistadors raiding the sacred burial grounds in Bolivia of silver figurines and them melting them down into bars before being shipped back to Spain. Today Bolivia has nationalize their oil reserves and Bush doesn’t like it. The host on KTLK said today that if we’re a democracy, we have every right to go Socialist if we want to. Iran nationalized their oil reserves in 1953 and that’s when Eisenhour put in The Shaw & kicked the elected government out. Every day it’s something new and frightening. I don’t think I’m going to blog again till there is a really big story on Bush. We’re numbed to all these “little” stories so far.

Zacharius Musabe or whoever got life in prison without possibility of parole today in an ultra maximum security federal facility in Colorado. Apparently it’s something like Pelican Bay with no socialization with other prisoners at all. I’m assuming they are suspending his blogging privileges. I wonder if he would get more “hits” than me.